Also

Johnny Cash's album American III: Solitary Man is the most amazing album I've heard in a while. You should get it.

the terrifying original new feature from writer/director Paul Etheredge-Ouzts and Joseph Wolf

"A group of four gay friends will have to fight for their lives to make it through a night where flamboyant costumes, beautiful people, drugs, music, dancing and sex are everywhere."

OK ok, kudos to putting non-straights in mainstream movies, yes we'd all like to see a world where sexuality isn't a "twist" in the plot, or a "hook" to get more people to tune in/go to the cinema, yes yes, until that happens we're stuck in this stupid place of "Normal cinema" and "LGBTQ cinema" because we don't live in some utopia.

Still, you're going to write a Gay Horror Movie? Go you! What you going to call it?

HELLBENT

heh heh heh.. rock.

Enjoyably

One of many things I like about Northumberland is the place names, and it brightens up my day no end that people often ask me how to pronounce places, which probably says how boring my job is and how I can find interest in the smallest things to stop my brain turning to porridge.

(Stuff like Coquet (Coke-it) and Alnwick (Ann-ick), as well as all the -gham places, like Bellingham (Bellin-jum) and Edlingham (Edlin-jum). And Eglingham (Eglin-jum).)

I also think a trip to Oh Me Edge is in order soon, as it's not far from Chattlehope Spout. Which as you will recall, I never have found BUT WILL ONE DAY cos there might be goats there.

IN OTHER NEWS: Has anyone seen Carnivale? Any good? It's on FX, a sky/ntl channel I've never heard of. But it has Clea DuVall in it.