For Those Who Were Confused

Finally! a quick and dirty guide to the British Isles, my personal hate being people who say "Scotch" or "England" when they mean Wales. Please comment on how this can be improved, but remember, I'm trying to write it using short words.

Hooray

Dad left his iTunes music shop thingy logged in, yay. But what on earth is an m4p file, and how do you convert that to ogg vorbis?

Meanwhile, I'm going off into Redesdale to look for Wild Goats. if I don't come back, you shall find my goat-knawed corpse somewhere between Catcleugh Reservoir and Chattlehope Spout.

Petrol

All but one of the petrol stations I passed on a one hour drive had unleaded at more than a pound a litre. The only one that didn't had it at 98p. You know how the prices are those digital-esque numbers on a big sign outside the station? One station had them written on paper sellotaped on because their display only held three digits. Awww.

Anyway, it said on the radio that "they" are planning another petrol blockade. Who are they anyway?