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Last cigarette: about half an hour ago, a roll-up of Golden Virginia smoked by the stream outside my house.
Last car ride: When I drove back from Newcastle yesterday, or the taxi ride home in the early hours this morning
Last kiss: Must have been Gesche, but I can't remember it. ho hum.
Last good cry: About a month ago, after getting up at 3am and having spent 8 hours sitting in a wooden box for the 35th time in a row.
Last library book checked out: A trashy chick-lit novel, that wasn't very good
Last movie seen: Err.. I went to see something with Will and Ellie last month, that wasn't very good. The characters were all in this Motel and kept dying one by one in room number order, but they were all aspects of a serial killer's personality, or something. Bit strange (Little Timmy did it, to spoil the ending for you) The only thing that stood out was the incredibly fit hooker who didn't die until the last scene.
Last book read: Collin's Guide To The Birds Of Britain & Europe, possibly the best bird book ever.
Last cuss word uttered: Twat, as in "I am such a stupid twat" to my brother when he brought me my purse last night
Last beverage drunk: Beer! Beer! No, it was a glass of Melon & Grape (?) cordial with my breakfast htis morning.
Last food consumed: Fried Egg Butty
Last crush: I can't remember. Does my imaginary girlfriend count?
Last phone call: To my brother last night, to tell him where Trent House was
Last TV show watched: Happy Days on Paramount. They were singing about US history.
Last time showered: This morning. With Head & Shoulders. The beach has given me dandruff.
Last shoes worn: what? these ones, the white velcro ones that Nine made disparaging comments about, which made me cry. oh, not really :)
Last cd played: Super Furry Animals - Radiator
Last item bought: Beeeeeer - a bit bottle of Budvar
Last downloaded: no idea, it was ages ago
Last annoyance: want to go home want to go home want to go home want to go home
Last disappointment: Leaving my purse at home.
Last soda drunk: what?
Last thing written: "Sly and the Family Stone" scrawled on a beer mat and handed to the DJ, who ignored it.
Last key used: me house key, locking the door last night. It took a few attempts.
Last sleep: drunken sleep last night
Last IM: pffft. no idea.
Last sexual fantasy: not telling, but I had some thoughts last night when Ellie and Jess were enthuisastically gossiping in the pub. Rrrrr. I used to sit next to them in Chemistry A-level, and everyone thought it was because they were really good at Chemistry and I wanted to copy. ha ha. I got a D for Chemistry.
Last time wanting to die: years ago.
Last time in love: years agooo.
Last time hugged: last night, hugged everyone
Last lipstick used: I've never done lipstick.
Last underwear worn: I appear to have forgotten to bring any bras, so a wonderbra I normally only wear on special clubbing occasions like last night. I'd forgotten how great the fastening is and that you can do the straps in different styles. Is this making sense? And some M&S string undies.
Last shirt worn: white one, yesterday
Last poster looked at: hmm, the tacky Portes En Provence one in the kitchen, a poster with lots of doors on it, which are in Southern France.
Last web page visited: this one