anuran: (mrp)
anuran ([personal profile] anuran) wrote2014-10-17 08:22 pm

My Favourite Star Trek Fan Theory

..is that France was decimated during World War 3, then resettled and rebuilt by the British, which is why:

1. Jean Luc Picard and his family all speak with very British accents; and
2. Paris looks like this:

[identity profile] erindubitably.livejournal.com 2014-10-20 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
It does look an awful lot like a Doctor Who set...

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2014-10-20 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
I like the idea that there was this conversation at some point
"That's the eiffel tower done, where do I put it?"
"Oh I dunno, doesn't it go next to the seine?"
"It fits nicely over this tunnel thingy"
"Yeah that looks about right, nice one"

[identity profile] erindubitably.livejournal.com 2014-10-20 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Very efficient use of space, well done."

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2014-10-20 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
"See? this is why those darn froggies got obliterated in World War III and we didn't. Terrible planning."