My Favourite Star Trek Fan Theory
..is that France was decimated during World War 3, then resettled and rebuilt by the British, which is why:
1. Jean Luc Picard and his family all speak with very British accents; and
2. Paris looks like this:

1. Jean Luc Picard and his family all speak with very British accents; and
2. Paris looks like this:

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"That's the eiffel tower done, where do I put it?"
"Oh I dunno, doesn't it go next to the seine?"
"It fits nicely over this tunnel thingy"
"Yeah that looks about right, nice one"
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